it is five fucking fifteen in the morning and i have not slept a winlk since 11:49 this morning. and it's all sunnys fault. now i am insanely hungry and sunny said she will make me food when the sun comes up, which i shall hold her to, so i am going to update you on mu fall break. my entire fall break, in hopes to make time pass more quickly.
SATURDAY: mom says i'm grounded because i have a sixty in pre cal. boo. i went and got my pictures taken. professionaly. watched the alabama vs. florida game with mom and julia and i probably watched mean girls, sat around on the computer, and went to bed.
SUNDAY: mom and i leave for tuscaloosa, alabama to go to college orientation. longggggggggggg ass car ride. we drive above eighty the whole way. gas was expensive. i'm glad i wasnt paying for it. we stop in birmingham to eat and do some shopping. got pretty clothes from delias. then we hit the road again. we get there. we watch the longest yard in the hotel room and then eventually fall asleep.
MONDAY: wake up at the crack of dawn to get ready to go to college thing. go to college thing. "college...roll tide...some game played on saturday, huh?...nursing...hard work...food...scholarships..band...blah blah blah" and all that jazz. it was informative and i am excited about attending there nextg year. later we head home. another super duper long car ride. only i drove most of the way this time. still, we barrly went below eighty. as got more expensive.
TUESDAY: i went over to fairhope all by lonesome self and got my haqir restraightened and cute. eh, i kinda like. i kinda dont. whatever, it doesnt look that different. when i get home, amy has come into town. hi amy. mom is still being a butthole and says i cant do anything. sunny comes over. we chill. she goes home. i go to sleep.
WEDNESDAY: i wake up. i beg my parents if i can go to the mall with sunny. they be bitchy and say no. whores. so i travel on down to the local library to submit my college application to the unversity of alabama becaue my gay ass computer wouldnt let me. then i go to wal mart and bought the new all americacn rejects cd. i like it. when i got home i got cleaned up and rode with david, amy, and julia to the mall because amy wanted to go shopping. julia and i went and met up with sunny in her search for a scarf. she found one. then we said good bye to sunny and went ate with david, momma, amy, and julia at the fish house. we sat outside. it was windy. half my menu flew away. but i had sushi and it was really good. we go home and sunny asks julia if she can come down and julia says sure because "mom is in her happy drunk phase". so down comes sunny and we chill some more. she goes and asks her parental units if she can go to andalusia with me the following day. they say "yes". i go home and go to sleep.
THURSDAY: i wake up bright and early to shadow my mom at work. i wanted to see just exactly what i did before i made the decision that that is indeed what i want to do when i grow up. it was interesting. i think i do want to become a nurse anethesist. after watching two cases, i leve to go meet up with sunny at the mall to leave for andalusia. we eat at panera bread, which was delicious, and then head northeast. we got there in time for the pep rally so we attend. it was fun. then sunny, jessica, kristi, laura, cherokee, alex, and i went to eat at taco bell. the cashier lady had no teeth. and when we were leaving cherokee came up to the window and falshed us. heh, it was funny. we meet back up at jessica's (minus kristi and alex) and chit chat until everyone cept sunny and i had to go back up to the school for band nerd reasons. sunny and i got dressed and camera whored and then went to the football game. it was entertaining. saw lots of andalusia folks. thennnnnnnnnn, we head to cherokee's dad's house because he is out of town. we end up with a flask of vodka and a bunch of smirnoff. it wasnt supposed to be a party but that's what it turned into. people just kept showing up. so jessica, cherokee, sunny, kristi, laura, and i started having potty parties in cherokees teeny tiny bathroom. we hid our alcohal in there too. the potty parties were great. the funniest part of the whole night was kriti carring around her case of smirn off like an old lady clutching her hand bag. it was hilarious. the rest of the night is a bit hazy. but i remember it was fun.
FRIDAY: we wake up around seven thirty. sunny, kristi, jessica, and i are hungry so we go get food at hardees. when we return to the hozz-ouse. the others are still not up and the four of us are rather hyper. we eat our food and begin to torture the sleeping. in the other room there are about eight people piled on eachother so we declared it the jew/exploded orgy room and that we are the nazis. actually we declared we were nazis the night before and even drew swasticas on our arms, we just hadnt found the jews yet. ANYWAY, kristi grabs a permanent marker and starts writing numbers on people. it was so funny. people get pissed off and leave and only the four of us plus cherokee are left. we bullshit for a while. cherokee has to leave for some odd reason so the rest of us try and clean up the house. we hear the garbage man outside so we run out with all the bottles from the night before and ask if he can dispose of them for us. he does. then we talk some more and sunny and i leave by twelve thirty. on the way home we sang, killed a misquito, and sunny wrote with her foot. when we got home, sunny tavled to her house and i went to took a shower and didnt awaken until five thirty or so. later, i take julia and her friend to pick up a pizza and some movies. i join them in watching fever pitch and the consumption of said pizza. later sunny comes over and we pour drinks and put in mean girls but we end up passing out not too long after. at some point sunny goes home.
SATURDAY: i dont wake up until eleven fourty nine. i go talk to the parents and then go to the pet store and lunch with sunny. later, we went to the beach. it was soooo pretty outside but the flies were horrible. and we got sticks and drew in the sand. hehee, it was grand. mitchell shows up and we go on a mission to find icees. we find them. then we go to a souviner shop and stand in the parking lot to finish out icees before we go inside and these girls in some car keep looking at us and then pretending they didnt so we looked back and pretended we did. eventually their dad came out and they left. we waved. the dad waved back. we went inside. it was boring. we left. we dropped mitchell off at his car and went himne to get cleaned up to go to a show at the grind. it really wasnt that great. but the comapny was good. we had a double screaming orgasm. it was sooooooo yummy. then we went to sonic and chatted with mitchell, mike, and david for quite some time. my finger are getting tired so i wont go into too much detail. except that i cant beleive i looked so forward to hearing the horse joke. we leave around eleven to make it home by eleven thrity. once i get home, i leave and go to sunnys. we spray bleached some jackets, and tried to go steal and innerarity point road sign but failed. then i drew a picture of sunny and did some other shit. and now here i lay, typing out this insanely long lovejournal post. it's now six oh one. maybe sunny will make me breakfast now.
love, peace, and chicken grease bitches.